So I sat here, being pressured to write a blog (both by friends asking me if I'm okay because I haven't been blogging, and also by a little guy on my shoulder being like, BLOG!....whether this is the "angel" guy or the "devil" guy you see on TV and stuff, I'm not sure). And after sitting here college-kid-beginning-a-paper style (get it....staring at a blank computer screen...tough crowd tough crowd), I thought and thought and realized, OBVIOUSLY I should write about television shows. Know why that came to mind? Because I could have my dreaded math class for an extended period, like 1.5 hours, 2 hours, what the heck, 8 hours, and still would have a good day knowing my show is coming on.
Ladies and gentlemen. Biggest Loser will be coming back on after being off for a whole 2 weeks. I don't know what happened, something like the election or something. Biggest Loser is indeed BIG. And people who don't watch it are indeed LOSERs. Hence the name. That's my take on it, anyway. Oh yeah also they lose lots of weight. And it's big cuz' every show is a whopping TWO HOURS. That brings me to my next tangent. If I were in charge of naming the show it would be Whopping Loser. And hope people's feelings aren't hurt. Oh nevermind, the contestants get weighed for all to see in their sports bras and spandex. Their feelings were out the door the second they signed up for Whopping Loser. I mean, I could go on about this show but I won't because some people I know complain about blogs being too long, therefore un-readable. I dare readers to comment and tell me how they feel about that comment.
So that's my reality show love.
What else are my loves? A lil' this (game show) and a lil' that (sitcom).
Game show obviously = Family Feud. Whether hosted by the old school guy or hosted by the dude who was in Seinfeld as Elaine's boss, Family Feud does not cause a feud in my heart. Isn't it funny, though, how the old school guy kissed every girl and it wasn't weird at all, and now the other guy takes down the notch of physical touch by hugging every girl close to him and it's SO WEIRD and awkward? Just me? Oh.
Well, my sister and I have already designated the family members that will be on the show. And we haven't practiced this, but we would be really good at being totally cheesy annoying and game show-y. Before I transition to my last favorite show, let it be known,
I HEART FAST MONEY.
Lastly, I love to join Michael, Dwight, Pam, Jim, Kelly, Phyllis, and the rest of the Dunder-Mifflin gang Thursday nights. I know that I'm a hypocrite for this fact but I will share it with all. I am an LOL hypocrite. I live for that saying on my blog, yet not much on TV makes me LOL. The Office, on the other hand, is 100% LOL worthy. This show makes me want to do geeky fan things like join a fan club, actually why aim low, START an awesome fan club, buy a t-shirt that says Dunder-Mifflin, visit Scranton PA just so I can say I've been there, and buy items with The Office on it, whether relevant to life or not. I mean, do I REALLY need a stress ball that is Dwight's head? Answer: absolutely.
No reality TV show, game show, or sitcom, will ever compare to the gloriousness in the form of my shows. Maybe you should comment and try and get me to like other shows?
With all this said, I need to leave my anniversary sight and take a shower and eat dinner so I'm ready for The Whopping Loser. SO. EXCITED.
P.S. Does anyone notice that I want (live for) comments on my blog. Am I trying too hard?
5 comments:
fast mon rocks
Turning into a comment grubber already? That didn't take long ;) As someone with 6 years of blogging under the belt, let me advise that if you try to start catering too much to your audience, you lose creativity and honesty. Write about what is on your heart!
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Work for Dunder Mifflin. I have an office there!
i will fully admit that I said they were too long, yet I did indeed read every word. I think i was overwhelmed...i hope some day you can forgive my comment. Also...fast money is right up there with Plinko in my book.
scott has a Dunder Mifflin shirt, he looks like Jim when he wears it! Ummm...love it!
You are way too greedy for comments so there is no way you are ever going to get me to leave a comment. Never ever.
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