To Do List 01.

Yesterday was amazing. I had license to teach all you all in TO DO list skillz. Today, not so much. So although I had the plan of title-ing this one To Do List 102, I realize that I am in no place to do so. Today was so many steps lower than yesterday. But, because it just makes sense, and because Phebe said yesterday's blog was "gold", I am thinking I should write another one. Do you think I could take it to the pawn shop and get money for it, then put it with my fundraising money for Team in Training? Probably not. Bloody 'ell.

*After going to bed at 12:15 the night before because you spent 4 hours with your butt on a piece of wood, followed by getting Mamma Louanne's Brickle Pie (I can't reiterate enough that she's not real) and being with friends, you deserve to start off your day by reading a chapter from Twilight and drinking newly-ground Starbucks coffee. Cheers.

*Try on your bathing suit one piece that you haven't worn in years, just to make sure that nothing is showing that shouldn't. Phew.

*Send your new support letter for businesses to your mentor so he can look it over. When he sends it back saying "DON'T SEND THIS LETTER" don't get discouraged, rather be encouraged because he follows this sentence by saying he will work on one and share it with me in the next day or two. Love your mentor.

*You need to meet your Landmark friend at the YMCA for a Spin and Sculpt class followed by swimming. You are planning on possibly doing a triathalon later in the summer with her, so it'll be good to get in the experience of doing 2 of 3 activities in a row. If you see the instructor that you realized you are obsessed with and want to befriend, make sure you don't stare. Just look forward to seeing her next Tuesday, when she will sub for the normal instructor. If, during the sculpting part of the class, you feel like the muscles have been sculpted enough already! and you want to stop, don't. Just keep sculpting. If the instructor says "hi jackie", don't take offense to her shortening your name. Rather, be psyched because you didn't think she knew your name.  When you swim, try not to get discouraged that water is seeping into your goggles constantly. And then leave earlier than your friend because oh man, you are WIPED.

*Take a shower. Sing along with the sweet sound of the shower radio.

*Eat the rest of the salad that you had gotten the night before, because you didn't eat too much of it...you were saving up for Mamma Louanne's Gloriousness.

*Get out of the house and go buy some hangers for your closet. And if you start feeling aimless, just remember that yesterday is pretty much unbeatable. 

*On the way back, even though it's the last thing you want to do, because why pay $13 including tip just to get little hairs yanked out of your face, stop and get an eyebrow wax. TRY NOT TO CRY. YOU ARE 24 YEARS OLD. WELL, 75 YEARS OLD IN OTHER WAYS.

*Try to take a nap because the workout you did earlier felt like you participated in an Ironman. When you can't fall asleep, get up and with MUCH hesitation, start cleaning your room.

*Get really excited that you finally have a place to put your coats other than on the floor. Man, what smarty thought of the door hanger thing that fits over the top of the door? I wish I had patented that first.

*Call your friends who you did not communicate well with all day and ask them how their day went, what they are doing, etc. Because you love them.

*Spend some time on Facebook. Chat with your sister and hear the news that she felt the lima bean's first kick on Tuesday. Be jealous. Be very very jealous. Because you missed that milestone by a matter of hours.

*Write a blog about your very disappointing to-do list.

*Eat dinner and watch television, don't do grad school stuff or organize your math binder because well, sometimes you just don't want TO DO stuff.